Archive for May, 2006
equable
In this world that we live in there are idiots of such immense magnitude……..
for instance, anyone who works for Fox News.
I love the terms and phrases this moron uses to get his point across to his readers.
“access porn out of thin air”
“magically display images of naked women.”
“the play station “pornable”"
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people asking them.
forefend
Best movie quotes
Sometimes you just gotta “go”, otherwise it’s cornball style…
Johnny in “The Wild One”
You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can’t understand what’s gone wrong with it.
George Hanson in “Easy Rider”
I believe in a long prolonged derangement of the senses to attain the unknown… Although I live in the subconscious, our pale reason hides the infinite from us.
Jim Morrison in “The Doors”
Come on, Thorny, what game are you playing here? I can say “meow”. I can say “moo”. For twenty bucks, I’ll call the guy a “chicken fucker”.
Officer Farva in “Super Troopers”
cerebration
today, randomly, somebody popped me up on MSN messenger. Here is the gist of that conversation
Click on the image to enlarge it so you can read the text.
variegated
Hey check this shot out…I just found it on my camera. Not bad eh?
Thats from my weekend in Santa Barbara about 2 weeks ago and it was just about the only time that weekend where the sun came out. I have a couple of these that I stuck in the 10lb folder in my gallery. They can be checked out by looking here.
junta
Wow I have a big weekend planned. Lots of friends coming into town, a few events to go to, a bunch of movies I want to see, a lot of biking through the mountains. Should be a good time. I just hope the weather is nice. Hopefully its real sunny so I can break out the new shades I got.
Like em? At night I will be skooling them hoes with my finesse and shit. I know them girls cant resist this look.
torpid
Back to work. Its only been about 2-3 weeks since I did a damn thing around here. I should use this time to look for a new job but the laziness virus has infected me and I cannot bring myself to do shit constructive. So off I go to slap some co-workers.Â
To day is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce today as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! The se are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed…other than going upside somebody’s head with a stapler or a hole-puncher.
Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping…..and have a great day
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superfluous
Ok so it has been 55 days since I had a cigarette and 54 days since I had a drink. My crack usage is off the charts though.
cupidity
i’m becoming less defined, as days go by
Fading away, well you might say I’m losing focus
Kind of drifting into the abstract in terms of how I see myself
Sometimes, I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes, I think I can see right through myself
Sometimes, I can see right through myself
Less concerned, about fitting into the world
Your world that is, cause it doesn’t really matter anymore
No, it doesn’t really matter anymore
None of this really matters anymore
Yes, I am alone, but then again I always was
As far back as I can tell, I think maybe it’s because
Because you were never really real to begin with
I just made you up to hurt myself
I just made you up to hurt myself
Yeah, and I just made you up to hurt myself
And it worked……………..Yes it did!
There is no you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
Well, the tiniest little dot caught my eye
And it turned out to be a scab
And I had this funny feeling
Like I just knew it’s something bad
I just couldn’t leave it alone
I kept picking at that scab
It was a doorway trying to seal itself shut
But I climbed through
Now I’m somewhere I am not supposed to be
And I can see things I know I really shouldn’t see
And now I know why now, now I know why
Things aren’t as pretty on the inside
There is no you, there is only me
There is no fucking you, there is only me
multifarious
Rip the womb
Feeling so sorry
Selfish and sore
Piece by piece I can carry it all
Strength to be driven
So unforgiving anything is possible
Like leaving you all
I’m turning my back on this killing so small
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Eye for an eye I’m pushing through this through you
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Tooth for a tooth I’m pushing through this and through you
Salt the wound
Cut through a conscience I’ve failed to explore
The calm before the storm
Speak your peace and prepare for the fall
Words have been chosen
Tainting the gift
Lying truth’s so incredible
So fuck you all
I’m turning my back on this killing so small
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Eye for an eye I’m pushing through this
My law
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Tooth for a tooth I’m pushing through this
Through you
Spread the word
The killing is over
Spread the word
The killing is over
Severed, more than I am, more than I ever was,
Blindside, threatened, my worth, sequestered
You stoned a part of me
You’ve taken a part of me
You wanted to be
Wanted to have a life
You wanted to fight
Wanted the right…Your lies
Spoken to me without a conscious
No right
Why
Breaking a mold
Breaking the trust
A child
Innocent lost
Ultimate cost
The loss
Life so undone
Deserted the seed
You’ve buried the bottle
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Eye for an eye I’m pushing through this
My law
Step by step I’m a pushing through this
you can get the fuck away from me
Tooth for a tooth I’m pushing through this
Through you
Step by step I’m a pushing through
Eye for an eye I’m pushing through
Tooth for a tooth I’m pushing through
Im Pushing through
fulsome
I don’t sleep mothafucka off that yak and that durbin! Doin’ 120, getting’ head
while I’m swervin!
Damn Natalie! You a crazy chick.
You shut the fuck up and SUCK MY DICK!!!
I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like Gushers mothafucka! Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker!!!
What you want Natalie?
To drink and fight!
What you need Natalie?
To fuck all night!!!
Don’t test me when I’m crazy on that airplane group! Put my foot down your throat till your shittin my shoe!!!
Leave you screamin! Pay for my dry cleanin! Fuck you man, it’s my name that he’s screamin!!!
All the kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick! It’s Portman mothafucka! Drink till I’m sick!!!
Slit your throat! And pour em not just down the hole! Watch you laugh and cry! While I laugh you die!!!
And all the dudes! You know I’m talking to you! Guys: We love you Natalie!
I wanna fuck you too!!!
Guys: P!
Is for Portman!!!
Guys: P!
Is for pussy!!! I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me!!!
When I was in Harvard, I smoked weed everyday. I cheated every test, and snorted all the yay, I gotta def posse, you gotta bunch of dudes… I SIT RIGHT DOWN ON
YOUR FACE, AND TAKE A SHIT!!!
Natalie… you are a bad ass bitch.
Hell yeah!
And I always pay for your dry cleanin’… when my shit gets in your shoe.
What!
As for the drug use… well I can vouch for that. My dick is scared of you. Hooooo!