Archive for October, 2006
tchotchke
31 reasons your son/daughter/boyfriend is a hacker
FBI has a file on you - but not on him
constant flow of UPS packages but never a bill
He has more computer gear in his room than your company has in its computer room
Generic GM sedans cruise your neighborhood
He has security cameras in his room.
He has more bandwidth at his disposal than your company’s headquarters.
He never asks for money
You never see the bill for his mobile phone.
He does his math homework…in binary.
He thinks a prom is a programmable memory chip.
The activity light on the DSL modem never turns off
The FBI busts the 98 year old lady next door for WATTS line abuse…
the toaster keeps ejecting bread at random intervals
LEtters from Bill Gates threatening to “buy him out” if he doesn’t back off
No matter how bad they are, all of his Keeper’s lists get published
/ and . are his two favorite characters
Debian GNU/Linux testing/unstable trinity tty1, Login:
He asks you if he should do his math homework in binary,hexidecimal, or octal.
7yp35 1|| l3@7 3xc351vly
He thinks Matrix is a documentary
He’s achieved the impossible by removing the bad items from his favourite list
He always mis-spells freak as phreak
He has Coca-Cola delivered to the door.
His favorite topic of conversation is his IRC network
“Getting out with friends” in his own room
His computer has a screensaver password
You never see his talks with his GF on the phone bill
He does not think SeQueL is a movie remake
He has an FBI file - you do not
His favorite magazine is 2600
377eet $p377ing, d00d$!
