Archive for November, 2006
cecilia
To your knees, this daily passion,
You don’t feel anything,
You couldn’t raise the knife across him,
But would you dare ask anyone to,
Take away all the blame?
What if you, aren’t responsible?
Would it ease this life a little,
To see him buried instead?
The sweat of your back, now sticks to the carpet,
As he moves himself out from the press,
You couldn’t ask for a better father,
The words once expressed from your mouth.
Now eat them away, or take to the grave,
You’re a pretty girl honey,
If he would just die, then I might be happy, mother.
So count to sleep, my dearest Martha,
You know you should, but you won’t leave Arthur,
Would it not be for you, then please for the children,
Cos if you won’t they will, if you won’t they will.
And maybe for them, maybe them.
This is the last, you’ll say in the shower,
As your blood curves a path, when mixed with the water,
I’ll do it myself so it’s done,
To the right of all ways, I will bury his grave,
I’m a pretty girl, funny.
Out from the woods a light burns in shadow,
A notice to a girl with a gun.
So count to sleep, my dearest Martha,
You know you should, but you won’t leave Arthur,
Would it not be for you, then please for the children,
Cos if you won’t they will, if you won’t they will.
And maybe for them, maybe them.
febrile
Reasons You Shouldn’t Forward Me That Email
11. Â Â Â I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
10. Â Â Â I’ve been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you’re sending before.
9. Â Â Â You’d like me to remain your friend.
8. Â Â Â I don’t care if the kid dies from cancer.
7. Â Â Â I have a sense of humor and that joke isn’t remotely funny.
6. Â Â Â If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies.
5. Â Â Â You’ll prove once and for all that I’m smarter than you.
4. Â Â Â I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked.
3. Â Â Â If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I’d buy an Anne Geddes book.
2. Â Â Â If it doesn’t have to do with making my penis bigger then I don’t want it in my Inbox.
1. Â Â Â Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don’t want to be greedy.